Anong puno ang hindi pwedeng akyatin? Anong room ang walang ding-ding at pinto? Ano ang pagkakaiba ng Biology at Sociology? Ano ang mas nakakadiri sa uod na nakita mo sa iyong prutas? Kasi, ang jeepney ay lang ang bawat side; samantalang sa ambulansya, madalas na ang sakay. Laughter is the greatest medication as the old saying says, we at JokesPinoy. Sharing is the best happen to gain more life of happiness.
What do you call a dog with a Rolex? They rescue the puppy and try to start to tame it, but during a wind storm the puppy escapes and is trapped under a tree back at the village. It barked with de-light! My wife made me a green hamburger today to celebrate St Patricks Day. Anything that is on your plate!
Yo mama so stank so bad she scared the sewer away Yo mama smells so bad she has to creep up on bathwater. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Yo ma ma's breath stinks so bad, even Listerine refuses to cooperate with her. I was talking to someone in the waiting room at the time. Yo mama's so stank, she makes a skunk smell like roses. Yo mama breathe smell so bad she need prescription strength tic-tacs Yo momma so smelly, the judge said "Odor in the court". He had bat breath.
Any animal who is dependent on a human, has the right to proper sustenance and care, and shall not be neglected, abandoned, or killed. Animals who have died must be treated with respect and dignity, as humans are. Por consiguiente, todos los animales tienen el mismo derecho innato a existir, como cualquier otro ser viviente. Nous sommes tous des animaux. All animals have the right to be free, to live their lives on their own terms, as intended by nature.
What has eight legs, two trunks, four eyes, and two tails? Humor arises from the irony of ignoring the expected answer for the outlandish, yet appropriate, elephant answer. Why did the elephant wear red sneakers? Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle? How do you know if there is an elephant in the bar? Why are elephants large, gray and wrinkled? How do you get an elephant out of the water?
During a Facebook live on his own page on the social media site, David recalled Harper recently coming over to him and saying: Best regards, Christian PS. It's just different, you know. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. The boys are very protective over [Harper] and, obviously, so am I. And maybe i am wrong but i think they eat more vegetables than fruits. We love cooking together, eating together.
Because red means Stop. I like how in the Lion King, the darkest lion is the murderer. Some traffic signs say stop A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in the chair. They both have black with white faces, wear gloves, and like to play with children. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?
Because you can park in the handicap zone! The other 9 percent are Vancouver Canucks fans. He was trying to ice fish and got run over by a zamboni! According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. What does a recent high school dropout and the Vancouver Canucks have in common? Why are the Canucks like grizzly bears?